Here Are some funny jokes i found! 
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession!!!!!
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"!!!!!
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one... but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs!!!!!
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because everyone's dying to get in!!!!!
Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man!!!!!
Why should you knock on your refrigerator door before opening it?
There may be salad dressing in there!!!!!
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank?
He wanted to save time!!!!!
Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated?
He’s all right now!!!!!